dimecres, 19 de setembre de 2007

Threat Level - Wired Blogs

Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D - Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska district court, contends that God, along with his followers of all persuasions, "has made and continues to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons." Those threats are credible given God's history, Chambers' complaint says.

Chambers, in a fit of alliteration, also accuses God of causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like."


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itaca2000 ha dit...

He's right, God is the problem. (Bush is God, Sarkozy is God, Aznar is God). Do you see? God is the true problem. Besides, all politicians are God.

Take care. Greetings